The one good thing about the tariffs is that at least the Kentucky Nightmare Liquor Corporation should be unaffected. There’re a few reasons for that. For example, it’s

1. based in Kentucky,
2. defunct, and
3. fictional.

If I’m not doing anything else, at least I’m seeding. I’ll take just doing that as a win

#Vikings I really appreciate the emphasis that Kwesi puts on cohesion when it comes to the offensive line. He could have just signed a guard, but instead he signed a guard and a center who had worked together for years. #NFL

To whoever on the #Qobuz team put “Rednecks” immediately after “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” on the #RandyNewman playlist, you are simply diabolical

This Wikipedia page is a gem: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List…

The dog from John Carpenter’s The Thing should have won an academy award

#TheThing

So, with #Signal links being blocked on née Twitter, I think we can safely say that the U.S. government doesn’t have a way to consistently surveil Signal messages

I guess I really do like pig-based media

I wonder if Nixon ever rocked a rhyme that was right on time

“Somehow is a super-weasel, a word that betrays that the author didn’t want to bother thinking out the story…Nothing in your story happens ‘somehow.’ It happens because you wrote it. Take responsibility!” —Ursula K. Le Guin

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My #SteamDeck is in for repairs right now, so I’ve resorted to playing DOOM and Hunt the Wumpus on my aged laptop

In this household, we do the Rabbie Burns version

poets.org/poem/auld…

The final boss of each night is Blankety Blank, Sawer of Logs

Why has Taylor Swift not written the song “Spider 2 Y Banana”?

The odds of my partner turning into Kokomon are low, but never zero

I just listened to “Welcome To The Plains,” and I don’t mean to pick on the artist because he seems like a decent young man, but the lines,

“And looking back now through the years Before the hands of man were here Rusty shovels found black gold And tumbleweeds were free like the Choctaw and Cherokee Before they had to call this land their home If only they could see how it’s gone”

are just all over the place. Like, there’s obviously a time jump between lines 2 and 3, that’s fine. But then, “the tumbleweeds were free” puts us around 1870 (tumbles are invasive) and the next line is “like the Choctaw and Cherokee [prior to removal],” but removal started in the 1830s, so the timeline is really weird. It’s okay to compare things that take place at different times, but the structure makes me feel like I’m lurching backwards and forwards in time with no clear progression

Also, the lines “were free” and “If only they could see how it’s gone” don’t make much sense. You could go and ask a Choctaw or a Cherokee person, right now, what they think. They’re still around. And still free, despite waves hands everything

I’m about halfway through this book, and characters can’t stop “sucking [his/her/their] teeth.” It happens almost every other page. I like to say that usually I don’t mind this sort of thing, but it’s getting to the same level as “suffused” in the Inheritance Cycle and it’s driving me nuts

What level of deranged is “The #Godfather is a #Christmas movie.”?

A pug won the dog show, and we are now celebrating celebrations of our own hubris

Were the Sea Peoples from Punt?

Remember to add #Custer by #JohnnyCash to your #Thanksgiving playlist. And #WeWereAllWoundedAtWoundedKnee by #Redbone and maybe the #FrankWaln remake of What Makes the Red Man Red?.

All certified bops, all Native artists,¹ and all fun conversation starters.

1. Johnny Cash was neither born Johnny Cash nor Native, but he adopted the name and the Seneca adopted him.

Happy Thomas Granger Day, to those who celebrate

FromSoftware released #DarkSouls 10 days after #Skyrim.

Since then, the soulslike and Dark Souls style combat have taken off and evolved and From has released Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring.

There’s not been another mainline #ElderScrolls release, and it’s wild how much the landscape has shifted beneath Bethesda’s feet

So, I just finished House of Leaves, and so far my theory is that it’s about cycles of trauma and how they can only be understood in context. The monsters (read: broken people) they create are answerless without understanding their creation