As the temperature is supposed to be 100⁰ Fahrenheit in my neck of the woods next week, let me put out my annual reminder: use a parasol!
Benefits include looking like a dandy, being about 20⁰ cooler, and having a staff/club to hit people/cars with if they get too close
#Summer
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is the best thing since tummy rubs.
#ClairObscur #Expedition33
Morocco Mole paid the iron price for that fez
Bob Dylan sounds like you soaked him to the bone and then wrung him out like a towel
Me: “It has a fun core gameplay loop, complex mechanics, and an interesting and mature story.”
Also me: Beating the tar out of a mime.
A cannibal who actually filled up on cheese before the main course of the feast
My favorite #DarkSoulsII #SoTFS YouTuber has pivoted to debunking rightwing cranks.
My brother in arms
I don’t know who needs to know this, but if you’re in a movie theater, don’t put your feet on the back of another chair. Yes, even if it’s empty: I’m three rows over, I can still see you wiggling your toes, and it’s distracting
I beat #TombRaider (the one from 2013) yesterday. Too many “push the left analog stick forward” sequences and quicktime events, but the traversal was fun and the bow combat felt really good. Obviously, very similar to Uncharted
#SteamDeck
I just spent another hour playing #DarkSouls2 #SoTFS and guiding people through the Doors of Pharos. Whenever I get the same person twice, that’s when I know I’ve fulfilled my daily quota.
Shout out to Guntritter(?). Even knew to kill my character on the second time. Enjoy those lockstones, friend
Whoever was just playing #DarkSouls2 #SoTFS and got sucked into a different world as a gray spirit in the Doors of Pharos, I salute you 🫡
I finally finished #DreadDelusion. The combat is uninteresting, but everything else (visual design, storytelling, vibes) is superb. It’s probably an acquired taste, but boy, do I have that acquired taste
The one good thing about the tariffs is that at least the Kentucky Nightmare Liquor Corporation should be unaffected. There’re a few reasons for that. For example, it’s
If I’m not doing anything else, at least I’m seeding. I’ll take just doing that as a win
#Vikings I really appreciate the emphasis that Kwesi puts on cohesion when it comes to the offensive line. He could have just signed a guard, but instead he signed a guard and a center who had worked together for years. #NFL
To whoever on the #Qobuz team put “Rednecks” immediately after “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” on the #RandyNewman playlist, you are simply diabolical
This Wikipedia page is a gem: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List…
The dog from John Carpenter’s The Thing should have won an academy award
#TheThing
So, with #Signal links being blocked on née Twitter, I think we can safely say that the U.S. government doesn’t have a way to consistently surveil Signal messages
I guess I really do like pig-based media
I wonder if Nixon ever rocked a rhyme that was right on time
“Somehow is a super-weasel, a word that betrays that the author didn’t want to bother thinking out the story…Nothing in your story happens ‘somehow.’ It happens because you wrote it. Take responsibility!” —Ursula K. Le Guin
My #SteamDeck is in for repairs right now, so I’ve resorted to playing DOOM and Hunt the Wumpus on my aged laptop
In this household, we do the Rabbie Burns version
The final boss of each night is Blankety Blank, Sawer of Logs